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Sunday, May 27

Gimp and Alisha

My friend, Jordan, and I wrote this song about our good friend Brandon (Gimp) and his girl (Alisha) Just as a note, they DO NOT get it on, so don't spread rumors or I'll fuckin kick your ass!

(One, two, three, four...)
Gimp and Alisha Gettin it on
Gimp and Alisha Gettin it on
Gimp and Alisha Gettin it on
Gimp and Alisha Gettin it on
Yeah they got it on and it was hot,
Gimp was like a big Robot.
Alisha squealed like a little piggy,
too bad Gimp was not a biggy.
Gimp and Alisha Gettin it on
Gimp and Alisha Gettin it on
Gimp and Alisha Gettin it on
Gimp and Alisha Gettin it on
Yeah they got it on, on the couch,
all of a sudden Gimp said,"Ouch."
Yeah he broke his hip for the hundredth time.
This must be a really bad sign.
Watch her sweat, watch him swell.
I think they will burn in hell.
They're gonna have a lot of fun,
if Alisha goes, Gimp will...follow.
Gimp and Alisha Gettin it on
Gimp and Alisha Gettin it on
Gimp and Alisha Gettin it on
Gimp and Alisha Gettin it on
Well they're finally done,
gettin it on.
I sure hope they don't inform their moms.
But what's that I hear?
It's.....


Gimp and Alisha,
Gimp and Alisha,
Gimp and Alisha, gettin it on!
Yeaaaaaaaah!

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