Christmas Cards

I drew these Christmas cards for all of my friends, I also wrote them a weird poem on the back, here it is...

It is Christmas time
and you all feel quite fine
because everything seems to be brighter.
There is lights galore,
green fluff around doors,
and spirits are much much lighter.
Of coarse there's one problem,
that everyone faces,
of buying gifts for friends.
You could buy cell phones,
shirts,
or cute mini skirts;
the list never seems to end!
I myself do not worry about presents
(because I always end up getting them a dead pheasant)
No I try not to buy a single thing
because to me it does not matter,
there is one thing at Christmas
that means more to me than
friends,
gifts
or yummy cake batter.
The one thing at Christmas
that I love the most
is not even fire on a log.
The only thing I care about at Christmas
is that wondrous and tasty egg nog.
Merry Christmas